A Demented Feat

Dear reader, if you had look upon this entry by mistake, then you are quite ominous because you are about to read a pestilential recollection. These are just the baneful things you might come across in this recollection: a jitney, an aching back, a flock of girls crying and an implacable officer. So, before you might read this awful recollection, I recommend you to close this window abruptly and find something more worthwhile to read, say, a boring biography of a Nobel peace prize winner or an essay on "Global Warming".

It was a warm and humid March 9 when a lot of terrible things happened. Even though it was Kim's birthday, a classmate of mine, was not spared from the barbarous incidents that happened during that appalling day. Everyone never thought that this day will be one of the most controversial episodes that happened in the 4 years of the batch. It all started on an ardent CWTS period, where everyone was busy carrying chairs to and fro from the Benton and Palma rooms towards the Arts and Sciences building. After such a laborious task, each of the officers assigned to the platoons called out the members of the platoon to file in and report to them immediately. One officer, "Courage" (not his real name), was assigned to an all girls platoon, the platoon Babaytan. After some of the Babaytan members filed in to report, Courage happened to notice that all the girls were not complete, and saw that some of the girls of Babaytan that didn't filed in were just leisurely walking towards the area where all the platoons were placed. The girls didn't noticed that they were summoned by the officer so after about 30-40 counts, that was just the time that they noticed that they were being called upon by the officer, Courage. It was only after 51 counts when they were all in line and ready to report. It is in the CWTS's law that when the officer exceeds his/her counting after 15 counts, he/she would subtract 15 from the exceeded counts and let them do a punishment, may it be push-ups (for boys), bombers (for girls), knock your head (for both) or sit on the air (for both). In the case of Babaytan, they were given 36 bombers. Why? If your good in mathematics, then you can answer why: 51-15, remember? Isn't 41 bombers easy? It could be, if your not in a state where blood gushes out from your v_____ effortlessly or in other words, your having menstruation. The harsh part is, that Courage, even asked who was experiencing a tormenting menstruation that time. A lot of the girls raised their hands but surprisingly, he ignored it and continued giving them ALL 36 bombers, regardless if your having a troublesome menstruation or not. He doesn't care.

After such all the brutal action was exhibited, all the girls went back to the room and guess what happened? It was an outburst of emotions, it was like a fusion of hatred, madness, pain, sadness and sympathy. It was like you were trapped in a room full of souls, agonizing in pain, burning in the flames of hell. Do you think what happened after that terrifying clamor? Then you should be patient, for I am to narrate it in my next entry entitled: "A Mortiferous Mishap". Until we meet again, my good friend. Monsieur Aronnax.