The Life of Davion

I really didn't had anything to do in my workplace so I decided to write a fanfic about DOTA or Defense of the Ancients, an online team game that is quite popular in Cebu. Here's the first part.

3, 2, 1. The start of an ominous battle has started with the summoning of treants from Cenarius' spirit and I had to defend the world tree from the grasps of the most vile and evil creatures ever spawned in the face of the earth. I put on my armor, fitted my helm, hoisted my shield and held on my sword. I grabbed three ironwood branches because it is believed to have magical properties, or maybe I was scammed by that oh so sexy dealer. I ran as fast as I can to protect the first tower defending the army of the Scourge. The armies of the Scourge were rotten and mutilated, their skin hanging from their bones with flies happily surrounding them. And talk about their smell! I couldn't stand it and the only way the smell's gonna disappear is to smite them and extinguish their lives! As I ran towards a ghoul, I felt a stab of pain, a spear just pierced my side and the one who threw it was Akasha, also known as the Queen of Pain by her enemies. I had to be careful, she was an opponent who will not hesitate to kill. I continued on pushing on forward while dodging Akasha's spears. But how could I destroy the opponent's defensive tower when that beautiful freak of nature stands in my way? She just laughs at my attempts on slaying her as she disappears out of sight in a blink of an eye and retaliates with a flurry of spears at a distance. I had enough of the spears, the maniacal laughter and that piercing howl that gives me a headache, I decided I should teach her a lesson she'll never forget. While she was busily hitting my treants and ignoring me, I ran towards her at full speed, with my armor clinking with every step I make and she didn't have time to move. I bashed her with my shield and strike at her vital points, although I paused for a moment to take a look at her face. She was indeed beautiful, albeit too dead-looking to me. She was dazed and injured, and she tried to blink but I mustered all my inner strength and spewed a cone of fire from the bowels of my stomach. Oh, did I tell you that I descended from dragonkin? But alas, she quickly disappeared from my sight and ran towards their defiled fountain of life to rejuvenate herself. I was injured as well since I received a blow from her infamous scream and I drank a potion to heal myself. But before I could fully regenerate from the blows I received from the queen of pain, a huge, lizard-like creature came towards me with a smile so sinister I thought I was gonna be tortured for eternity if I was captured by that monster. It had giant wings and a belly so bloated I believed he just ate and handled a double-edged staff that was almost as large as itself. It raised its arms and quickly four tombstones appears, encircling me. I tried to run but I couldn't. A thing that looked like convoluted roots erupted from the ground and held my legs at place. The sky darkened and was colored red. The next thing I know huge meteors just came crashing onto me. I really thought I was gonna die. Thankfully, nothing landed on myself although one fireball missed me by an inch. The roots' firm hold on my legs loosened and I ran as quickly from the monster towards the fountain.